So I walking down the street, minding my own business when I fell into a pothole. Well then, that's how it was meant to be, the least I could do is try to get out of it in the most dignified manner.
So I started swinging, left to right, right to left. Little by little, the pothole started swinging too, right to left, left to right. It gathered so much momentum that it swung upside down, and I fell out of it.
Then, because I’m such a good member of the community, I went to the side of the road and with both hands I dragged it away from the hole, so that nobody else would fall in.